Witches figurine (Blue Monday)
£34.99
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Here's the Grim Reaper, off to do a bit of reaping on a stormy day. He'll be glad of having worn the cowl, I expect.
This young lady is poised to join the ranks of Nina Simone, Screamin' Jay Hawkins and Muse by putting a spell on you.
Imagine if all the stars were black. The Sun is a star too, so you wouldn't be able to see a ruddy thing. Oh mind you, the crescent moon on this mournful little magicienne's trendy hat is still nice and bright. [Er, hold on a minute... -Ed.]
Well, whatever. Witches are supposed to subvert the laws of physics, after all.