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Littlest Fairy Clock

We've all been there, haven't we? You're a tiny flame-haired fairy, merrily flitting around the meadows of Fairyland, when suddenly you find yourself terrifically fatigued due to your miniscule wings being hopelessly inadequate for the task of keeping your body airborne. How you even evolved such tiny wings with the ludicrous power-to-weight ratio they provide is a question best left to fairyologists, not me.


Witches figurine (Blue Monday)

I bet when you heard New Order's seminal indie-dance masterpiece Blue Monday, you never said to yourself: "I predict the game-changing hypnotic ethos of this landmark record will one day be personified in a small resin figurine which I can buy from those young chaps at The Witchery Tours in the shop they will by then be curating." I imagine Peter Hook and Bernard Sumner didn't either, so you and they can all feel jolly foolish now, eh?

Bob Geldof famously sang about not liking Mondays, but we hope you'll like this one.


Witches figurine (Missing You)

This lovelorn lady may be either receiving or sending letters to/from her absent paramour, there's nothing to give it away. It should however be observed that the one she's holding is never going to fit in that postbox. From the owl's expression, he's not going to go for being the postman, either.


Witches figurine (Black Stars)

Imagine if all the stars were black. The Sun is a star too, so you wouldn't be able to see a ruddy thing. Oh mind you, the crescent moon on this mournful little magicienne's trendy hat is still nice and bright. [Er, hold on a minute... -Ed.]

Well, whatever. Witches are supposed to subvert the laws of physics, after all.



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