Fantasy

Q: How do you ask a dragon for some toilet paper?
A: Politely!

Meet Obsidian, the Dragon of the Dunny! While he would certainly guard a hoard of gold and jewels with a blast of his deadly fiery breath, he is faultlessly obliging when it comes to toilet paper.

In fact, you may find transacting with him so enjoyable that your visits will start to "drag on" longer and longer...

If a tree falls in the forest ... it obviously didn't think to equip itself with a tealight before going for a walk in the middle of the night. Not a mistake you'll catch this learned evergreen making.

Height: 12cm approx.