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Q: How do you ask a dragon for some toilet paper?
A: Politely!
Meet Obsidian, the Dragon of the Dunny! While he would certainly guard a hoard of gold and jewels with a blast of his deadly fiery breath, he is faultlessly obliging when it comes to toilet paper.
In fact, you may find transacting with him so enjoyable that your visits will start to "drag on" longer and longer...
If you find yourself in an Ent-infested forest, it'd be comforting to think that only two-thirds of the trees will be watching you; only two-thirds will be listening to you; and only two-thirds will start talking to you.
On top of that, of the ones that can talk, half of them can't see you and the other half can't hear you. So any conversation is unlikely to be terribly probing.
Unless you're a disreputable wizard with a sideline in logging, I probably shouldn't pay them much concern.
Height: 10cm
Prudence, as was, wanted to change her name in line with her gothic style. What better way than by adding a metal umlaut?
Disappointingly, the deed poll office didn't have one of those on their typewriter, so had to make do with transliterating it the way they already did with German and other umlaut-centric names.
Winning Willow zooms home from an exhilarating niche sports fixture. Her team didn't actually win the match, but while leaving she found a quid in a ditch outside the stadium.
Height: 16.5cm
Agatha teaches Intermediate Alchemical Theory for Owls at Magical Community College. She loves her job, but does bridle at some portions of the curriculum.
"Now Owly, we're going to examine the works of Hermes Trismegistos..."
"Whooo."
"Exactly!"
Height: 15cm
