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Who is Alexander Clapperton?

By Web Monster, June 1, 2018 - 3:47pm
Alexander Clapperton visits his grave

Alexander Clapperton (deceased) is the chief guide on the Witchery Ghosts & Gore Tour. We found him on George IV Bridge ... well, we found his name in the Edinburgh Room of the Central Library on George IV Bridge, where we do much of our local research. We very much liked the sound of his name, 'Clapperton', and the fact he'd been a Director of the Edinburgh Western Cemetery Company. He passed the 'looking for an historical character with an interesting name who can conduct one of our walking tours test' with flying colours.

What is a jumper-ooter?

By Adam Lyal, January 9, 2018 - 5:19pm
Agnes Fynnies numbering two, lining up a "gardie loo!"

The term jumper-ooter (or jooter, for short) was  invented by our co-founders Robin Mitchell and Colin Macphail on a warm summer's night in June 1984. In those ancient pre-jooter mullet-haired days of auld, Robin and Colin, resplendent in the full Highland garb, conducted personal walking tours of Edinburgh's Royal Mile.

'Moan the Pumas!

By Adam Lyal, November 18, 2016 - 6:45pm
Los Pumas at the Witchery Tours shop. L-R: Tomás Cubelli, Ramiro Herrera, Felipe Ezcurra, Matías Alemanno, coaching assistant Jorge Ruarte, Pablo Matera, Lucas Noguera

It's not every day you find eight pumas looking at you across the counter of our little shop, but that's the experience our counter-ghouls had this week when stars of the Argentinian national Rugby Union team (nickname: Los Pumas) arrived to meet my colleague Alexander Clapperton and friends for a tour.

Fancy being a ghost? Apply today!

By Adam Lyal, March 16, 2015 - 2:48pm
The Foule Clenger Wants YOU to be scary

They say old ghosts never die; they just fade away. Actually it's more a case of their ectoplasmic bodies wearing a bit thin and threadbare, at which point it's time for me to wistfully throw them over the hedge at the bottom of the garden, and begin the process of replacing them.

Yes, we're hiring again! Anyone who has had the "pleasure" of meeting one of our famous Jumper-Ooters up a dark Old Town alleyway in the dead of night will know that they are a singular breed: fearsome, implacable... and a bit silly at times.

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