William McGonagall: Not even the best poet in this cemetery
The latest instalment of our strand investigating the denizens of Greyfriars Cemetery marks a departure from previous episodes for two reasons. First: It centres upon not a contemporaneous gravestone but a plaque erected after the fact, alluding vaguely to an otherwise unmarked grave whose exact position is unknown (having been unmarked, and all). Second: The subject happens to be a bonafide CELEBRITY! (Not just the grandfather-in-law of one.) Rest assured, normal service will be resumed in forthcoming episodes (probably).










