Empty

Total: £0.00

COVID-19 Information

The Scottish Government has announced Covid-19 lockdown restrictions throughout mainland Scotland starting from Tuesday 5th January 2021 and lasting until at least the 26th of April 2021.

This means our wee shop will be closed, and our walking tours suspended, for that period.

While these restrictions are in force, you can still book our tours for later in 2021, or purchase a wee treat for yourself or someone you know from our online shop.

We aim to reopen as soon as it is permissible (and we deem it safe) to do so. We will update this information as soon as the situation changes.

Winter's Wisdom owl figurine

£19.99

In a feat of Frankensteinian genetic manipulation as impressive as it is bewildering, mad broad-comedy scientists combined the essences of Bernie Winters and Norman Wisdom to create this small white owl.

Unfortunately, the base pair-bothering boffins mysteriously vanished before anybody could ask them what they were hoping to achieve. However, we suspect that it's no coincidence that one glance at the owl's lugubrious expression was enough to reduce most of the office staff to gales of laughter. Except the Mad Monk, who just croaked "Hello, Dave". Well, they say the best comedy is pure physicality.

We'll never know the truth, but you'd be Wise to pick up this charming 19cm-tall figurine before they all fly away.

Stock: 
5