In a feat of Frankensteinian genetic manipulation as impressive as it is bewildering, mad broad-comedy scientists combined the essences of Bernie Winters and Norman Wisdom to create this small white owl.
Unfortunately, the base pair-bothering boffins mysteriously vanished before anybody could ask them what they were hoping to achieve. However, we suspect that it's no coincidence that one glance at the owl's lugubrious expression was enough to reduce most of the office staff to gales of laughter. Except the Mad Monk, who just croaked "Hello, Dave". Well, they say the best comedy is pure physicality.
We'll never know the truth, but you'd be Wise to pick up this charming 19cm-tall figurine before they all fly away.