Three Wise Ents
£17.99
If you find yourself in an Ent-infested forest, it'd be comforting to think that only two-thirds of the trees will be watching you; only two-thirds will be listening to you; and only two-thirds will start talking to you.
On top of that, of the ones that can talk, half of them can't see you and the other half can't hear you. So any conversation is unlikely to be terribly probing.
Unless you're a disreputable wizard with a sideline in logging, I probably shouldn't pay them much concern.
Height: 10cm
Stock:
6